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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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