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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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