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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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