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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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