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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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