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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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