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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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