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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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