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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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