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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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