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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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