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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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