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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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