Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.