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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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