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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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