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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
pony 🐴
Buddy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
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