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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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