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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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