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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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