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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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