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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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