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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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