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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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