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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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