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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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