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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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