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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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