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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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