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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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