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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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