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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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