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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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