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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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