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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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