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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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