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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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