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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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