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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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