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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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