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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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