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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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