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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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