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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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