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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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