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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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