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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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