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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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