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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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