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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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