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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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