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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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