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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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