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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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