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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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