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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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