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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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