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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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