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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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