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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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