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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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