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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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